Fun With New Moon Trailer Stills
September 15th, 2009 by Mike
By now most New Moon fans have seen the latest New Moon trailer. I personally saw it without audio 3-4 times at work the day it was leaked online, and then I watched it at home another 5-10 times once it was officially released. Let’s face it, it was amazing. But when you pick apart the New Moon trailer piece by piece and add a little bit of humor to it, it’s that much better.
I can’t take credit for all of these funny captions, Audrey had her hand in a fair number of them, but regardless we hope you enjoy. The images were taken from Twilight Poison where they have over 300 stills from the latest trailer.
"You know if I really wanted to, I could have the dog boy down the road with just a whistle. Why don't you just turn me already?"
"You have been healed! Ok fine, thats just the venom, but whatever, I totally have powers."
"What do you mean you 'Play for both teams' Alice?"
"I can't wait until you're not human anymore. This whole farting thing is not easy to get used to."
"Ok, i'll explain this ONE LAST TIME. When a sparkly man and a pale clumsy woman love each other very, very, much....."
"Well well if it isn't Sparkly McSparkleton. What brings you to our neck of the woods, sweet cakes?"
Bella: "Alice I've seen Thelma and Louise and I don't like how this ends." Alice: "You're a good friend." Bella: "Fuck..."
Singing: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
"I'm sorry Edward, I'm trying as hard as I can, but I just can't seem to get this robe off of you."
Posted in Humor, New Moon Movie