Fun With New Moon Trailer Stills

September 15th, 2009 by Mike

By now most New Moon fans have seen the latest New Moon trailer. I personally saw it without audio 3-4 times at work the day it was leaked online, and then I watched it at home another 5-10 times once it was officially released. Let’s face it, it was amazing. But when you pick apart the New Moon trailer piece by piece and add a little bit of humor to it, it’s that much better.

I can’t take credit for all of these funny captions, Audrey had her hand in a fair number of them, but regardless we hope you enjoy. The images were taken from Twilight Poison where they have over 300 stills from the latest trailer.

"You know if I really wanted I could have the dog boy down the road with just a whistle. Why don't you just turn me already?"

"You know if I really wanted to, I could have the dog boy down the road with just a whistle. Why don't you just turn me already?"

Aro New Moon Trailer

"You have been healed! Ok fine, thats just the venom, but whatever, I totally have powers."

Alice and Bella, New Moon Trailer

"What do you mean you 'Play for both teams' Alice?"

Edward, New Moon Trailer

"I can't wait until you're not human anymore. This whole farting thing is not easy to get used to."

Alice and Bella in the New Moon Trailer

"Ok, i'll explain this ONE LAST TIME. When a sparkly man and a pale clumsy woman love each other very, very, much....."

"Well well if it isn't Sparkly McSparkleton.  What brings you to our neck of the woods sweet cakes?"

"Well well if it isn't Sparkly McSparkleton. What brings you to our neck of the woods, sweet cakes?"

Bella: "Alice I've seen Thelma and Louise and I don't like how this ends." Alice: "You're a good friend." Bella: "Fuck..."

Bella: "Alice I've seen Thelma and Louise and I don't like how this ends." Alice: "You're a good friend." Bella: "Fuck..."

Singing: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..."

Singing: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...

"I'm sorry Edwdard, I'm trying as hard as I can, but I just can't seem to get this robe off of you."

"I'm sorry Edward, I'm trying as hard as I can, but I just can't seem to get this robe off of you."

Posted in Humor, New Moon Movie

2 Responses

  1. Jac Star

    LOL i was thinking the same thing with Thelma and Louise! haha

  2. Carly

    Sparky McSparkleton! Lmao i will never get that outta my head now! Love it!!

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